An invitation from Amanda and Alex
To celebrate their wedding in Acadia National Park on October 9th 2026
Of course there will be food...
Entrees, Sides and Goodies
Entrees, Sides and Goodies
Entrees, Sides and Goodies
The edible stuff will be provided by some guy named Jeff... A local caterer and will be served buffet style.
Grilled Sliced Flank Steak
Entrees, Sides and Goodies
Entrees, Sides and Goodies
Perfectly seasoned and marinated then broiled and sliced.
Seafood Bake
Entrees, Sides and Goodies
Pecan Encrusted Chicken
Haddock, shrimp & scallops – topped with stuffing and crab sauce.
Pecan Encrusted Chicken
Entrees, Sides and Goodies
Pecan Encrusted Chicken
Boneless chicken encrusted in roasted pecans and served with a light bourbon sauce.
There's Mac n' Cheese!
There's Mac n' Cheese!
There's Mac n' Cheese!
Fear not!... If Alex has any say, there will be mac n cheese and taters... Some other stuff too.
Rabbit food available
There's Mac n' Cheese!
There's Mac n' Cheese!
There is also some leafy green stuff that rabbits usually eat...
MMMM..... Donuts..
There's Mac n' Cheese!
MMMM..... Donuts..
Yeah, we don't care about a wedding cake so there will be something even better... Donuts!
After quite an extensive research process involving one Google search and one Ai chat session, we have landed a wedding registry.
Of course its on Amazon! Where else would it even be? Apparently that's where civilization buys literally everything now.
We wanted stuff from Diddly Squat Farm (if ya know, ya know) but apparently Kaleb isn't willing to drive his tractor across the Atlantic, and the shipping rates are, to use a technical term, absolute rubbish.
Your presence at our wedding means the world to us. But if you'd like to contribute to our next chapter together, we've put together a registry of things we'll actually use... and keep us alive.
DOH!
Hey y'all.. we goofed the return address on the invitations. The correct return address zip code is 27703.... NOT 27514